“So, are you a small business?” “Nope.” “Great. How would you like a small business set-aside contract?” “Umm, sure, okay.”
The dialogue above is fictional (and its lack of quality demonstrates why I am a government contracts lawyer, not a Hollywood screenwriter), but it could have occurred in relation to a recent Department of Veterans Affairs procurement. In that case, a company self-certified that it was not small. Despite the certification, the VA awarded the company a small business set-aside contract.
Not surprisingly, the GAO had something to say about it.
